审计师的生存之道

This week client is a first year client for our company,

All the working papers have to be created start from zero...



The client places us at a very 尴尬 place...


The place is really small, if I wan to go out to find client,
my senior has to stand up in order for me to pass through,
Toilet just besides us, if someone do 'big business' inside,
I think we all will die inside there.. haha

Director's room is also just right besides us,
everytime we want to go find account clerk sure have to pass by the director's room,
if director is not around, we are fine...but...

Today director stay in the office almost whole day..
everytime aso have to pass by him and smile at him.. so paisei...
Director is facing problem on his work and quarrel with others on the phone,
he was talking really loud until I very headache in the room..

once I pass by him,
he asked me " Do I talk very loud? Do you can hear what am I talking about? shouldnt la ho, my wall quite thick."
lay "yaya, cannot hear, is ok..hehehe...."
(my OS is walao, the door between us is open big big, we are not deaf how come cannot hear ler... talk so loud...but I dare not say I can hear it very clearly le...hehhe...)
Director:"Sorry ah.. we are contractor.. talk very rude and loud.. hope you dont mind.."
lay:" haha is ok is ok..." (尴尬的飘走。。。）


The account manager is unable to use to our working style and procedure..
hence, she entertain us until delay on director's work..
diretor : "why you looks so busy, why havent do the thing?"
acc: "becoz i have to entertain auditor."
director :"why? they not good ah?"
acc: "alot of thing have to do, so expensive (audit fee) but still all have to done by us"

They all talked so loud in the director's room...
we just can laugh inside the room and 尴尬...
haiz... 难做啊。。

the account manager should be angry of us already..
she keep say that last time auditor just came 2 persons,
they all finish within 3 days and left by 4.30pm..
now your company is so branded, so expensive..
but all have to done by me...

today she left without inform us... she really angry liao..

hai.. we also feel us are very annoying...
she is nice and kind.. we also feel sorry to her..
but what to do? this is our scope of work...
we have to do that lot...


Conclusion:

审计师的两大条件：

• 面皮要够厚
• 心肠要够硬